"All things come to he who waits, but here's a rule that's slicker: The man who goes for what he wants, will get it all the quicker"
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day"
"A good man has few enemies, but a ruthless man has none"
"True friends stab you in the front"
"It's easier to ask for forgiveness, than to ask for permission"
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life... unless I buy something" - Jackie Mason
"It takes 32 muscles to frown, but only 4 to raise your middle finger"
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy" - Tom Waits
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, when the path we choose, is to deceive"
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest"
"If it ain't broken... break it!"
"The gene pool could use a little more chlorine"
"I've made up my mind. Don't confuse me with the facts."
"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"
"It's good to have an open mind... as long as it's not so open that your brain falls out"
"I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it"
"No brains = no headaches"
"Consciousness - That annoying time between naps"
"God gave me a penis and a brain - but not the ability to use both at the same time"
"The mind is nothing but a plaything of the body" - Nietzsche
"All God's children are lost... but only a few can program"
"Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick any two."
"Madness takes its toll. Please have correct change!"
"Every silver lining has a dark cloud"
"Safe when taken as directed"
"Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot"
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But 3 rights make a left"
"Full-tilt boogie"
"High Tech - Low Gear"
"Gravity is there to DEFY"
"Curves: the greatest distance between two points"
"Put your analyst on danger pay"
"Donuts... is there anything they can't do?"
"Do we have family values dad? Damn right kid... want another beer?"
"XTC 4ME"
"Death by stereo"
"Can't sleep. Clown will eat me."
"Advanced sandwich technology"
"If we're not supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made out of meat?"
" 668: The neighbor of the beast"
"Why doesn't anyone invent clear duct tape?"
"Bravo for sunglasses... they hide many sins"
"When hell freezes over, I'll ski there too!"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"A fool and his money are soon partying"
"The best part of any party is on the porch" - Aaron Cometbus
"Cool people don't approach anyone. If you approach someone, you are saying that they are cooler than you."
"There are many traits that can be attractive in a woman, but her availability is probably the most practical of them all"
"When a woman says she likes animals, she means a mink on her back, a Jaguar in the garage, a Tiger in bed, and a Jackass to pay for everything."
"Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not anything to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved." - William Jennings Bryan
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running."
"Hard work often pays off after time. But laziness always pays off NOW."
"The nail that sticks up gets hammered down." - Japanese proverb
"Tomorrow is just an excuse away" - Smashing Pumpkins
"Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true, and our happiness is assured" - Ambrose Beirce
"I have spent my entire life becoming the person I am today... was it worth it?"
"You can't win - You can't break even - You can't even quit the game"
"The faster we go - the less we see - the less that we know"
"It's so lonely when you don't even know yourself" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
"If not me, who? If not now, when?"
"Don't care what people say, just follow your own way" - Enigma
"Never let go of what you've got, until you've got hold of something else" - Hertzberg
"Don't worry about failure. Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try"
"If you think you can, or you think you can't - you're right." - Henry Ford
"Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and speech only to conceal their thoughts" - Voltaire
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" - Thomas Pynchon
"Your friend may be dear, but dearer still is the truth" - Aristotles
"The law is not always right or just... but it is the law" - Judge Dredd
"Time waits for no man"
"The most utterly lost of all days, is that in which you have not once laughed."
"Do not be too timid about your enterprises. Life is just an experiment" - Emerson
"When I hear talk of children's futures, I just get upset, because the future of a child is to become a boring adult" - Hayao Miyazaki
"Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot are fools, and those that dare not are slaves." - Lord Byron
"If we start to alter expression because someone might be adversely affected, then we can say nothing creatively, nothing strongly - we can say nothing."
"Those that would trade liberty for security deserve neither."
"I have often regretted my speech. Never my silence"
"...a final reminder that the ball of dust on which we live, eventually reclaims us all. Ashes to ashes..."
"I have something to say. It's better to burn out... than to fade away"
"Life is always fatal"
"If you die of natural causes, you weren't having enough fun"
"Blaming society for your problems is like blaming clouds for rain"
"The Lord is my shepard; I shall not want" - Psalms 23:1
"Shepards are for sheep"
"A man without religion, is like a fish without a bicycle"
"Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen" - Bible
"If God is not, then nothing is morally wrong" - Dostoyevsky
"Nothing is known, or likely to be known, of the existence of God, or of anything beyond material phenomenon"
"Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're an idiot"
"I dissaprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right so say it." - Voltaire
"Whomever controls the press, owns history" - Johann Gutenberg
"Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present, controls the past" - George Orwell
"Substituting the engineer for the politician is a very natural step forward.
Engineering spells freedom. Man was held to a
single spot, before the engineer came" - Henry Ford
"We are the dominant species on the planet... are we up to the responsibility?"
"Power is nothing without control"
"One death is a tragedy. One million deaths is a statistic" - Joseph Stalin
"Somewhere in the human spirit lurks the mad impulse - and the means - to blow up the world"
"Man would rather kill himself, than die of boredom"
"Nuclear weapons can destroy the world, if used properly" - David Byrne
"War doesn't determine who's right...only who's left"
"There is a political cost to any application of armed force"
"When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers" - Indian proverb
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetant" - Salvor Hardin
"Daddy, what did you do during the war? Napalmed an entire village! It was bloody brilliant!"
"Gender is slavery"
"Freedom from the Flesh"
"Pain = Happiness = Sadness = Pleasure"
"Delight - Love - Resent - Dread - Relieve"
"Boycott = coercion = censorship = closed mindedness = cowardice"
"War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength" - George Orwell
"Making the world a better place... to dominate"
"Live Fast - Love Hard - Die Young"
"No regret - No fear - No fate"
"Fortune favors the reckless"
"Ecrasez l'infame"
"Within my cave, atop my mountain, upon my island"
"All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost" - J.R. Tolkein
"Love like you've never been hurt. Work like you don't need the money. Dance like nobody's watching."
"I'm the one that's going to have to die, when it's time for me to die. So let me live my life, the way I want to" - Jimi Hendrix
"Alcoholism isn't a disease. The disease is life - and the treatment is another drink"
"Examinations are formidable even for the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer" - Charles Caleb Colton
"Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him" - Emerson
"Be not arrogant because of your knowledge. Take counsel with the unlearned, as well as the wise. For the limits of knowledge in any field have never been set, and no one has ever reached them"
"People will stay in any situation, as long as their fear is greater than their pain" - Debra Angel
"Beauty is truth. If you love someone, but argue and fight, that's beautiful because it's true"
"And in the end - the love you take - is equal to - the love you make" - The Beatles
"If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, it was never meant to be"
"Can't this love go any faster?"
"If and when the sizzle does end - what do you have left, if you don't have a friend?"
"Love is friendship that has caught on fire."
"How does love arrive? It comes unsought, unsent. How does love depart? It wasn't love that went"
"The saddest words of tonque or pen... it might have been"
"Nothing is eternal"
